Added on April 19, 2010
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“I think most people are concerned with the IRS.”
-Malcolm Forbes, when asked if he was afraid of terrorism.
“Can any of you seriously say the Bill of Rights could get through Congress today? It wouldn’t even get out of committee?
-F. Lee Bailey
“Communism is like one big phone company.”
-Lenny Bruce
“Government does not solve problems, it subsidizes them.”
-Ronald Reagan
“Why doesn’t everybody just leave everybody else the hell alone?”
-Jimmy Durante
“Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.”
-Lily Tomlin
“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”
-Albert Einstein
“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”
-P.J. O’Rourke
“No man’s life, liberty and property are safe while legislature is in session.”
-Mark Twain
Added on March 18, 2010
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A little boy was selling kittens when Mr. Obama’s motorcade drove by. Obama stopped and said “What kind if kittens are those?”
The little boy said “They’re newborns.”
“Yes, but what kind of kittens?”
The little boy said “Oh, they’re Democats.”
Mr. Obama said “I’ll come back tomorrow and buy one from you.”
Mr. Obama returned the next day with all the media. He said to the little boy, “Tell these people what kind of kittens these are.”
He said “They’re Republikittens.”
“I thought you said they were Democats.”
The little boy replied “I did. But now their eyes are open.”
