On Cows, The Constitution & The Ten Commandments
COWS
Does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government was able to track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago to the exact stall where she slept in the state of Washington? They also tracked her calves right down to their stalls. Why then are they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country?
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq and others. … Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years and we’re not using it anymore.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this — you cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians.
It creates a hostile work environment.
Short URL: http://www.thelibertyvoice.com/?p=1360
Posted by sm
on Jan 17 2010. Filed under Print Edition.
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