On Cows, The Constitution & The Ten Commandments

COWS

Does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government was able to track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago to the exact stall where she slept in the state of Washington? They also tracked her calves right down to their stalls. Why then are they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country?

Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq and others. … Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years and we’re not using it anymore.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this — you cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians.

It creates a hostile work environment.

2 Comments

  1. Keren

    February 7, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    Ha ha!!! Brilliant!

  2. Pingback: “This story is true” & Not-so-Funny: USDA Warns American Agriculture is Infested with Diseased Animals | The Liberty Voice

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