They certainly do like to impose their authoratative procedures over mothers who have developed such skills through occupational training which threaten to derail even the most clever schemes these politicians of ours can concoct.

Through the psychological warfare of sleep deprivation, torturous screaming, being defecated, urinated and vomitted upon,women have developed many super human skills. The most acutely developed power is the ‘Hawk Eye’ which is the ability to discern the events within a 360 degree periphery. Sometimes known as the ol’eyes in the back of your head trick. This renders many little foes helpless in their attempts to disturb the peace, pass bills unaware while stealing cookies from the cookie jar. This extraordinary intuition is indeed to be deemed a danger to all politicians within the metropolis area.

‘KAPOW!!’ ‘WHAM*?!’ ‘OOOFF!’

The calling of motherhood endows these legions of women with great motive for asserting tight reigns onto the establishment into which they will one day have to relinquesh their children. The greatest motivating factor these women have for the preservation of order and decency are the giggles, whispers, laughter, questions, smiles, hopes and dreams resonating in the hearts of these children for which women everywhere are prepared to live, fight and die for.

WARNING! COMING TO A VOTING BOOTH NEAR YOU!!!

(P.S. Dang bureaucracy! I hope those voting agents go and crawl back under the doctor office receptionist desk they surely came out of, or maybe it was a DMV window. They could be the people who show up the first week of school and want you to sign 152 papers. ~ You want papers? I got your papers! What do you want? First grade report cards? Dr. Appt. reminders, half a tree’s worth of bills, the oil change receipt from two years ago, a birthday card from 1983, 28 sticky notes w/ things to do this weekend?! Yea… i got your dang papers!!!)

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!