Kittycat Demopublicans

A little boy was selling kittens when Mr. Obama’s motorcade drove by. Obama stopped and said “What kind if kittens are those?”

The little boy said “They’re newborns.”

“Yes, but what kind of kittens?”

The little boy said “Oh, they’re Democats.”

Mr. Obama said “I’ll come back tomorrow and buy one from you.”

Mr. Obama returned the next day with all the media. He said to the little boy, “Tell these people what kind of kittens these are.”

He said “They’re Republikittens.”

“I thought you said they were Democats.”

The little boy replied “I did. But now their eyes are open.”