Hey Everybody! The Recession’s Over!

According to analysts featured on page one of yesterday’s Columbus Dispatch PRINTING COMPANY, the Recession is OVER! I guess some people just can’t stop quoting those analysts that have given us news speak like, “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!”, “Iraq has weapons of mass destruction!”, “Osama bin Laden did it!”, “We don’t torture!”, and finally… “we only used ‘enhanced interrogation for terrorists!”

Of course, “those terrorists” are innocent! Ever heard of the Constitution? Due process? Innocent until PROVEN guilty? Oh, that’s right! We’re torturing INNOCENT men, women and children!

But I digress because… “we don’t torture!”

Yeah, and THE RECESSION IS OVER!

As I passed out The Liberty Voice across Columbus yesterday, never was there such consensus — The Columbus Dispatch Printing Company is either naive or delusional.

Of course it is probably worse… they could be lying.

Ahhh…those sweet lies — so satisfying and delicious!


2 Comments

  1. Cameron258

    December 29, 2009 at 4:01 am

    Our country had been so much affected by this Economic Recession. there are lots of job cuts and company shutdowns. We are seeing some signs of economic recovery right now and we hope that it would continue.
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  2. sherry

    December 29, 2009 at 8:55 am

    Yes. We can hope. Hope is good. But IMO, as for the US economy, it would be gravely misplaced. Preparation for providing your own food and having much needed water on hand would be far more useful than hope at this time.

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